In 1832, on a sandbar in a Louisiana slough, Jim Bowie brought a knife to a gunfight. Fortunately, it wasn’t just any knife, and Jim wasn’t just any man. Although shot, stabbed and pistol whipped by his foes, Jim used this knife of his own design to gut one man and slash a chunk from the arm of another, and lived to tell the tale. Jim would finally meet his end, overwhelmed by hordes while defending the Alamo. But the knife, which the world would come to know as “the Bowie”, would live on, becoming America’s most famous contribution to edged combat.
The ZT Felon is our homage to the badassery of big Jim Bowie and the American knifemaking tradition. In typical ZT style, it’s a big fucking chunk of steel, 20-inches long with a 12-inch edge, the classic clip tip with false edge, and a handle big enough for a gorilla’s grip. At 2 pounds weight and a quarter-inch thick, the blade is heavy enough for a vicious slash, but long enough for classic cut-and-thrust swordplay. It even has a hammer point along the spine for working through a tough chunk of wood or the sinews of a unicorn. Be warned that wielding this knife will land you in the houscow in several Southern states (careful where you carry, Texans), but come the apocalypse, the Felon makes its own law.
Comes with Kydex drop-sheath with leg strap, like the Vakra.
Total Length 19.5in (.50m) Blade/Handle Length 12.75in/6.5in (.32m/.17m) Usable Grip Size 4.75in (.12m)
Steel Width 0.25in (6.4mm)   Steel Type 5160  Weight 2lbs 2oz (.96kg) Price $274.95US
Now here’s some cleavage to make all the boys stand up and salute! Our latest nut-busting machete has a 17-inch cleaver edge with a weighted chisel tip that produces a chop that just won’t stop. The new handle design has a partial handguard that drops down from the full-tang blade, protecting your hand from all manner of ill-fortune you might find in the fray. The non-bevel portion of the blade bears the random patterns imbued by Loki during the heat-treating process (which gives our 5160 steel a Rockwell hardness of 53), and the entire blade is bathed in the purest evil (commonly known as ferric chloride acid, flavored with the pan drippings from the ZT Thrive Couch). Comes with sheath and leather-wrapped grip and the self-satisfaction of owning an entirely American-sourced piece of gear, made by Montana’s finest metal miscreants.
Total Length 25in (.64m) Blade/Handle Length 17.5in/7.5in (.44m/.19m) Usable Grip Size 4in (.1m)
Steel Width 0.204in (5.2mm)   Steel Type 5160   Weight 2lbs 4oz (1.2kg) Price $324.95US
Nothing says “Hey, I really give a shit about your goofy ass!” like the gift of ZT steel. Now you can give your favorite zak-killer his or her choice of weapon with a ZT gift certificate. The certificate comes on quality card stock with matching envelope and has a unique gift code that can be used to buy stuff on the ZT website. The certificates come in $100 increments up to a very generous $1K.
(The certificate cannot be redeemed for cash, and there is no expiration date.)
Fly the flag of the pirate shop Apocalax. This ZT logo decal comes in a 3-inch and 6-inch diameter, and is suitable to slapping on windows, mirrors, laptops, gun cases, guitar cases, lightpoles, toilet stalls, your firstborn’s forehead, etc….
Sizes: 3 inch ($2.95), 6 inch ($3.95)
What is the sound of one hand clapping?
We haven’t got a clue.
But the sound of one hand wielding the ZT T’ai Fighter amidst a swarm of shambling sleestacks? Probably something like a Chinese butcher at a dog pound.*
The ZT T’ai Fighter is based upon the “oxtail” version of the Chinese dao, a large class of blades that trace their lineage back through the Bronze Age and, as the first of the Eighteen Arms of Wushu, are the keystone of all Chinese martial arts weapons training. The T’ai Fighter is 29 inches of blade, slathered in ZT feug shui, with a weighting and balance that will keep your chi flowing all up in your opponents’ shit.
Like all ZT blades, the T’ai Fighter comes with Kydex sheath, leather wrapped handle and acid etch finish.
(*No offense to the tradition of canine cuisine. When the shit goes down, we’ll probably all be poaching pooch.)
Total Length 29.25 in (.74m) Blade/Handle Length 22.5in/6.75in (.57m/.17m) Grip Size 4.5in (.11m)
Steel Width .187in (4.75mm) Steel Type 6150 Weight 2lbs 5oz (1.05kg) Price $324.95US
When vastly outnumbered by your enemies, every student of the art of war knows that speed, stealth, and smarts are all you’ve got. For the runnin’ and gunnin’ warrior who knows how to choose his battles and vigilantly maintain a corridor of retreat, ZT introduces the Apokatana 2012, our take on the tactical katana, and an update of our previous Apokatana design. With a blade of 28 inches, the Apokatana has the traditional dimensions of the time-tested Japanese blade, but with a touch more beef in the spine for durability and increased cutting momentum. The aluminum slab handle is wrapped in black leather for a comfortable, low-slip grip. When the Kydex sheath is strapped to your tactical vest or bag, the Apokatana’s 3lbs will allow you to get in, cut down, and bug the hell out when Zak’s numbers turn against you.
You can see the Apokatana in action in our video, Max vs 24 PBRs.
Total Length 39.5 in (1 m) Blade/Handle Length 28in/10.5in (.71m/.27m) Steel Width .204in (5.2mm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 3lbs (1.36kg) Price $424.95US
The Zakasushi is our take on the Japanese wakizashi, traditionally a companion sword to the katana. Miyamoto Musashi, the most badass samurai of all time, created a sword technique he called “two heavens as one”, in which he fought with a katana in one hand and a wakizashi in the other. While few lacked anything like the duel-wield skill of Musashi, the wakizashi was still carried by many samurai along with the katana for use in close quarters fighting, decapitating a disabled opponent and carrying indoors when protocol required that the katana be left outside.
The Zakasushi can be teamed up similarly with our Apokatana, or used singly by the warrior of slighter build or by the fighter on the move wishing to complement his firearm with a blade that won’t weigh him down.
You can see a short video of the Zakasushi in action here on YouTube.
Total Length 30.5 in (.77m) Blade/Handle Length 22in/8.5in (.56m/.22m) Steel Width 0.204in (5.2mm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 2lbs 5oz (1.05kg) Price $324.95US
Inspired by the Japanese tanto, the Tainto is the smallest blade in our samurai trilogy and the ready sidekick to any lone ranger of the desolate wastes, ready to render service and support in the moment of most dire need. In medieval Japan, the tanto rarely saw action in situations where a katana or wakizashi could be employed, naturally, but it had its uses indoors and in situations where concealment was necessary. (The tanto was a traditional wedding gift to a Japanese woman from her husband, and was carried tucked away inside her obi).
Let’s hope it never comes to killing a zombie with the Tainto (nor to the blade’s other traditional use – suicide. You *are* saving the last bullet for yourself, yes?), but there are other utilitarian missions for such a blade, as well as other potential foes. While we’ve always said that, “If you’re prepared for zombies, you’re prepared for anything,” lately we’ve added an addendum, which, in its contradictory truth, is suggestive of a Japanese koan: If you’re only prepared for zombies, you’re not prepared for anything. Zombies are a fiction, after all. Our blades are not.
The Tainto is full tang, single-edged, and comes sheathed.
Total Length 14in (.35m) Blade/Handle Length 8in/6in (.20m/.15m) Steel Width 0.204in (5.2mm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 15 oz. (.43kg) Price $189.95US
Talk about a chopstick!
The ZT Mack Daddy-O is 42 inches of hacking and slashing fury modeled after the Chinese great sword, or dadao. But there’s no ancient Chinese secret here: just a two-foot blade, flat ground to an edge from 1/4-inch 5160 steel, yielding four pounds of cutting mao-mentum that could almost certainly decapitate a unicorn.
Like all our blades, the Mack Daddy-O is full-tang, tempered to a 53 Rockwell, comes with black Kydex blade cover, and is NOT made in China.
Total Length 42 in (1.07m) Blade/Handle Length 24in/18in (.61m/.46m) Steel Width 0.25in (6.4mm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 4lbs 13oz (2.18 kg) Regular Price $449.95
The only thing better than the feeling of ZT steel in your mitt might be the feeling of the latest ZT brand tshirt on your back. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” logo on the front, nothing on the back, and printed on preshrunk, spun cotton.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $18.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2)
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Should the apocalypse come, we’ll miss many things; among them, the Internet, a shitter that flushes, and the dream of one day having affordable health care. But chief among the missed things will be cheap, readily available and icy cold beer. While we’ve got it, we’re going to enjoy it. Enter the ZT Fist Full of Fuck Yeah beer coozie. Keep your cans and bottles of frigid fuck-yeah frosty fresh with our insulating foam of tightness. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” on one side, the ZT logo on the other.
The ZT can coozie is $5 with free shipping in the US.
Express your hopes for the future with the aid of a zomborific Che Guevara. Señor Che is printed on a durable Fruit of the Loom tee and suffused with Zombie Tools’ legendary tightness. Che is on the front, ZombieTools logo on the back.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2.00)
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Rock the Zombie Che and his post-apocalyptic propaganda on the back of a black hoodie, with Zombie Tools logo on the front.
Color: Black
Brand: Gildan
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $34.95 (2XL, 3XL +$2)
Zombies are not the biggest fans of Zombie Tools. They are, however, our best salesmen.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2.00)
New for 2012, it’s the ZT logo all gussied up and ready to party like there’s no tomorrow.
Shirt Color: Black
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL + $2.00)
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The “cadet” or “fidel” style cap has somehow become the official head-wear around the ZT shop. So we decided to have a bunch made with our logo. You can have one, too.
The cap has an adjustable buckle, so “one size fits most”.
The ZT Cadet Cap is $19.95 with free shipping in the US.
Our advice: don’t go anywhere NEAR a zombie apocalypse without a can of liquid courage.
Put your favorite distilled liquor into our 6-ounce, stainless steel flask. It’s wrapped in thick Montana leather, hand-stitched and branded with the ZT logo by our local saddle-maker, J. Cherot. It’s tight shit!
The ZT Leather-Bound Flask is $39.95 with free shipping in the US.
One two three four, what you think those bitches for? For chopping, hey, hey, for chopping.
And by “bitches”, we mean “zombies”. Or that chick that got all up in your face.
Shirt Color: Black
Available Sizes: S, L, XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (3XL +$2)
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If Zak is a pitiable bitch attached to a shadowy world of illusion and chained to the singular desire to eat your face, the ZT Vakra is a goddess of mercy come to deliver release. Rock the Vakra at the 5th chakra (said by the Hindus to reside at the throat) and Zak’s skull will be separated from the spinal column, and his reeking corpse from its desperate attachment to the world.
The ZT Vakra is modeled after the Nepali kukri, an ancient, time-tested design that, in the hands of the legendary Gurkha soldiers, has raised kingdoms and maintained empires, and is still in use today as a ceremonial decapitator of water buffalo. The Vakra is a few inches longer than the standard blades you’ll find in the blade shops of Kathmandu, and a bit thinner in the spine, making her a quick and fiercely efficient cutter that can be wielded for day long bouts of Zak group therapy.
The blade’s aluminum slab grips are wrapped in high quality black leather, and you can rock the Vakra in a Kydex drop-sheath that loops over the belt and straps to the leg.
Total Length 19 in (.48m) Blade/Handle Length 12in/4.25in (.3m/.11m) Steel Width 0.25in
Steel Type 5160   Weight 1lb 15oz (.88kg) Price $274.95US
When the gates of Hell are opened, and all manner of decomposing demons are loosed upon the Earth, it’s time to fight fire with fire.
The ZT Hellion is a 26-inch tongue of ferric fury fit to deliver a lashing. The blade profile is reminiscent of the ancient Hellenic kopis and the Iberian falcata, with its down-turned tip and bellied cutting edge, and its slim waist and wide bevel grind make it the lightest and fastest blade in our line-up for its length. The tip return is flick fast, and the center of balance, at 5 inches down the blade, gives the Hellion silken cutting dynamics.
Like all ZT blades, the Hellion a full-tang construction of American-milled 5160 steel, with aluminum slab handles wrapped in the finest Montana leather, and comes with black Kydex sheath.
Total Length 26in (.66m) Blade Length 20in (.51m)   Grip Length 4.25in (.11m) Steel Width 0.204in
Steel Type 5160   Weight 2lbs(.91kg) Price $299.95US
Leadership. It takes strength of character, courage of convictions, and a weapon more badass than all the other douche bags willing to follow you. For the discerning leader of a zombie-slaying squad, ZT introduces the 2012 Edition d’Capitan. Inspired by the naval cutlass, d’Capitan is designed for the quick stab and slash, with a back swooping steel handguard offering protection against other melee weapons. Its length and handling dynamics make it a good choice for tight quarters and mounted combat on horse or bike. And, of course, boarding actions. Shiver our fucking timbers.
d’Capitan is a full-tang blade of 5160 spring steel with a hand-sculpted T6 aluminum handle. Comes with black Kydex sheath.
Total Length 30in (.76m) Blade Length 23in (.58m) Grip Length 4in (.10m)   Steel Width .25in
Steel Type 5160   Weight 2.5lbs (1.13kg) Price $374.95US
What do you get when you take ZT’s flagship chopper, The Deuce, and put it in a wind tunnel? The Deuce II. With a continuous curve blade geometry and slimmed down handle, The Deuce II has all the durability and raw chopping power of the original, but with sleek new lines and improved balance. This blade turns fluidly at the top of the lead hand, generating even more pop per chop. Like all ZT blades, the Deuce II is full tang, sharpened, sheathed and heat treated for business.
Check out the destructive test video of the original Deuce here: Destroying the Deuce.
Total Length 35.5in (.90m) Blade/Handle Length 23in/12.5in (.58m/.32m) Steel Width .204in (5.2mm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 3lbs 5oz (1.5kg) Price $424.95US
When Ragnarok comes and Fenrir ravages the world, plunging us into chaos—trust us—you will need a blade of substance. With the blessings of the horned god Loki, we give you the Ferrous Wolf. A single-handed, double-edged long sword, and the first ZT blade with a fuller, this beast will slay ice giants, zombies and meth-addicted cannibals.
When it came to kicking ass, the Vikings had it down to an art and a science. With their swift, shallow-hulled long boats, they meted out terror across Europe and beyond. They were an apocalyptic warrior gang crossing the seas in search of plunder, each man with a war chest, shield, helm and the Viking long sword. Our version is a 34-inch blade that is distally tapered, has a three-quarter inch fuller to reduce weight while maintaining strength, and has a full-tang handle supported with steel guard and pommel slabs. With its 28-inch blade balanced by a heavy striking pommel, the Ferrous Wolf will cut down your enemies like it’s your fucking day job.
As with all our blades, the Wolf is made from 5160 spring steel, comes with a black Kydex sheath, and has a T6 aluminum grip wrapped in black Montana leather.
Total Length 34.5in (.88m) Blade Length 28in (.71m)   Grip Length 4.5in (.11m) Steel Width 0.25in
Steel Type 5160   Weight 3lbs 2oz (1.42kg) Price $574.95US
Got a hole in your tightness? ZT will cover your ass with this embroidered patch.
Size: 2.5" x 3.5" oval
Price: $4.95
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This 4-foot tool is truly an instrument of death. Cut from quarter-inch spring steel, she barely notices when you hit bone. With black leather wrapped around the handholds of the aluminum slab grip, this 6 pound piece of potential violence makes one ooze badassery just holding it.
The Reaper comes with Kydex blade cover.
Total Length 46 in (1.17m) Blade/Handle Length 16in/30in (.0.41m/0.76m) Weight 6lbs(2.72kg)
Steel Type 5160   Steel Width 0.25in Price $449.95US
At four feet long with two-foot double-edged blade and a chisel tip that pines to puncture, The Spit is the most versatile weapon we’ve yet added to the ZT arsenal. Modeled after the Iklwa (pronounced “ick - wah”), a weapon that forged the kingdom of the Zulus in southern Africa, The Spit has the length to keep the bitches at bay and the speed and flexibility you need in a multi-target brawl. It’s a brutally effective slasher both forehand and back, delivers a piercing jab that can easily slip past ribs and into eye sockets, boasts a solid butt end for backswing bashing, and can even be chucked short distances in a pinch. Everyone who’s handled this girl remarks on her light weight and ease of handling for a weapon of its size. Like all our blades, The Spit is one continuous piece of heat-treated 5160 spring steel sandwiched between slabs of T6 aluminum and wrapped in high quality Montana leather. Comes with Kydex sheath that can be rigged with a shoulder sling to comfortably carry like a rifle.
Total Length 48 in (1.2m) Blade/Handle Length 24in/24in (.61m/.61m) Steel Width 0.204in (.52cm)
Steel Type 5160   Weight 4lbs 10oz (2.1kg) Price $499.95US
Nothing says “Hey, I really give a shit about your goofy ass!” like the gift of ZT steel. Now you can give your favorite zak-killer his or her choice of weapon with a ZT gift certificate. The certificate comes on quality card stock with matching envelope and has a unique gift code that can be used to buy stuff on the ZT website. The certificates come in $100 increments up to a very generous $1K.
(The certificate cannot be redeemed for cash, and there is no expiration date.)
Printed on high quality cast vinyl.
Price: $4.00
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