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New Video: Destroying the Deuce

What kind of punishment can the Deuce take? A few weeks ago we put the blade through a series of torture tests with the goal of breaking the thing. We cut phonebooks, a wood pallet, a hockey table, a truck hood, a bike frame, some cinder blocks, and then did a number of bend tests. The Deuce finally met its end on a reinforced concrete highway divider. This video contains some of the best clips from the tests.

And if you missed our video of Max cutting 24 PBR cans with an Apokatana, well, here goes…

 

Posted by Zombie Tools on Sep 28 2011 | 33 comments Zombie!

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On 9-28-11, Dudesomebody said....
Damn that was sweet!! For so long I have had people tell me I wasted my money when I bought your vakra, they all said it was a wall hanger, gonna go spread the video around to finally prove to these people you guys make real blades.
On 9-28-11, JD said....
Aaaah yeah! Talkin'bout business, are we? You guys rock the world once again with those blades!

@Dudesomebody:
Tell those punks they should inform them about what kind of steel is used for ZT-Blades and then they should just take one of the blades in their hands... feel the power...

If ye'r going out for bitches, ZT is what you want to take with ya.

Keep the tight work flowing guys!
Csgtm "JD" from Switzerland
On 9-29-11, Surtr said....
Hey ZT you guys make awsome fulltang weapons from what Ive seen, And ive been thinking, I really love viking swords, and I wonder if you guys could produce the greatest berserker sword? if you did id totally buy one
On 9-29-11, The Tim said....
Crazy fuckers.... looking forward to the next Shop Party. Stay tight brothers.
On 9-29-11, B2 said....
Shit that's a strong blade. Ya'll should build a trench knife. . . (are trench knives legal? Eh.)
On 10-01-11, Chuck said....
I'd love to see you guys put out a warhammer of some sort, you know, one with a bigass head smashing head on the front and kickass zombie spike on the back. Or a flanged mace, I'd love to see the kind of mayhem you'd come up with for either of those designs. Looking to buy a Deuce soon, thanks to this article. (or a hammer or mace) heh
On 10-03-11, Michael Cassady said....
@B2:
Tooth + Optional Handguard.
On 10-08-11, B2 said....
I dunno Mike, the Tooth is more of a butcher knife. I was thinking something I could carry as a functional boot knife; a long slender blade. Plus imagine punching with that, blade down. in one swipe you dislocate the jaw then detach it with the blade.
On 10-08-11, B2 said....
And damn, probably illegal. That ain't no fun!
On 10-12-11, Mark said....
Thank God those were water filled PBR cans. Woulda been a horrible waste of good beer.

Just how many Zombie heads do 24 cans equal anyhow?
On 10-12-11, Golgo13 said....
Today I broke a very expensive Thai Darb sword, hand forged, high carbon steel. I've broken Cold Steel, Hanwei, Windlass, and other well built swords on such simple things such as dead Elm and Walnut trees. What the Fuck! Most damage happens at the Ricosso or tang, never the blade. I hope your product rocks, because I'm running out of hope here.
On 10-13-11, Kent said....
Hey Golgo:
If you want to cut wood, get an axe. Swords arent built for chopping wood, just flesh and bone. Walnut is a hardwood, I am not surprised your sword broke. The forward weight of the rest of the blade causes a lot of stress on the blade, in all the wrong ways. Get an Estwing hatchet and be done with it.
On 10-14-11, TZH said....
I am totally working on finding a way to send one of these to my part of the world. You guys are awesome!

-TZH

from the Philippines
On 10-15-11, GMFP said....
And that my friends is a fist full of FUCK-YEAH!
On 10-21-11, NIck said....
i was trying to decide which sword i should get and after seeing this i want the deuce
On 10-24-11, B2 said....
What are your thoughts on bayonets? Me and a buddy went gun hunting at pawn shops the other day and he made a good point in favor of spikes over blades (puncture not slice). I did have to say though, I think a full length Mossberg with a bayonet and that funky "chainsaw" grip would make a decent polearm if you ran out of shells. What do ya'll think?
On 11-02-11, originalusername said....
you should up load videos more often.
On 11-09-11, Meg said....
can these swords actually break through a skull? smile
On 11-10-11, Claude said....
that "Destroying The Deuce" vid is tight. That's a badass short sword. I've been on your site more times than I can count trying to decide which blade I wanted & that vid sold me 100% on the Deuce. But I noticed u guys have a few blades that you've retired & I was wondering how long would The Deuce be available to purchase (I gotta have one)? I was thinking about picking one up before the end of the year right after Xmas. Would it still be for sale around that time?
On 11-16-11, Doug said....
Once i caught wind that my Fiance bought me the Vakra for this Christmas, I had to watch these videos. not even 3 minutes into "Destroying the Deuce" I was like "Yes, this is gonna be fucking awesome". I'm taking the Vakra with me to Afghanistan. Do I plan on being able to do much with it? Not exactly, but god damn it, there's gonna be alot of awesome "back to the sun" pictures and shenanigans with that thing. Sooo pumped for this thing, haha.
On 11-25-11, Deep13 said....
And nothing of value was damaged.
On 11-28-11, Asle said....
Destroying the Deuce: Awesome. And kudos for actually taking the thing to its limits.
Also: Way tough to kneel down with your face inches from a two foot blade that has been bent to 90 degrees.... I choose to interpret it as a sign of total confidence in the blade. You know, this makes the Cold Steel tests look kinda gay.
Anyway:Will the Deuce be available with the hammered finish? I like the crude, mean look.
What about yur other blades? Hammered, yes? It`s good to be hammered!
On 11-29-11, Aegis said....
Alright... love the goods... ordered some blades... BUT, (and I know it's just PBR) this is alcohol abuse! Use Coke cans! Save the beer!
On 12-10-11, Cortney Christian said....
That was the coolest fucking video I've ever seen. Now I'm going to go sell everything I can find so that I can get one. Holy shit that was bad ass.
On 12-25-11, Eric said....
I've seen the Cold Steel Solid Proof and now your Destruction of the Deuce... Why are the blades always used against inferior metals? Why not test your Deuce against another Deuce and/or a Cold Steel Sword? In the unlikely event that I'm ever attacked by a beer can or a truck hood ... The Deuce shouldn't break. If I'm attacked by a concrete barrier, then I'm in trouble... What if I'm attacked by another Deuce???
On 12-28-11, pointy said....
@ eric while i find the statement slightly arrogent lol i do see ur point and i agree that would be nice to see how it would handle in a real sword fight good thought friend
On 1-08-12, dave said....
amazing that it took SO MUCH to break it...and the best part? even as a partial blade it's still plenty to lobotomize zed...fist full of fuck yeah indeed, good on ya sirs
On 1-16-12, waesa said....
Water-filled PBR cans? That's how they come from the store wink
On 1-23-12, David said....
@Eric: By simple physics, when you pit two equally hard objects against each other, both will damage. So no matter how good quality of a weapon, hitting them against each other will damage them both. When facing another deuce, the more skilled person will win. You should block an opponents attack with the spine of a bladed weapon, or avoid parrying at all (dodge instead).

So the reason why weapons are pitted against inferior metals is because going against an equally hard metal gives a 100% guarantee that both will be damaged.
On 1-29-12, John Martin said....
God-DAMN you boys make a good blade. I was on the fence about buying the Ferrous Wolf until I saw this video; now I'm ordering one up next month and telling everybody to go to you guys first for their blades.
Oh, and would you guys consider making your own take on the Francisca axe? A shit-ton of guys up here have been asking me to find the best one available, and nobody could make one better than you guys, I'm convinced of it.
On 2-16-12, Kyle said....
That was some insane shit. As i watched thouh i couldnt help but wonder if it'd break and end up disembowling someone. But hey, at least you wore eyepro.
On 2-20-12, Matt said....
I got a Deuce, but it was made with .204 steel not the .25 that the web site states. Why did this happen? I would love to know what it takes to insure my future orders are made with .25. I ordered the deuce because it was made with .25 inch steel
On 4-01-12, Shawn said....
Is the deuce in "Destroying the Deuce" vid a acid splatter finish, or a hammered version?
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