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The Zombie Tools version of the Naginata


At four feet long and six pounds this girl will cleave through even the most headstrong zombie.


Full tang 1/4” 5160 steel and T6 aluminum handle slabs make this durable blade on of the most ferocious weapons in the ZT armory. 
The first two of these have already been sold but while we wait for more steel we need a name for this beast.
If we pick your name we will send you a free T-shirt and and at least 700 pounds of glory.
We should have some of these in stock before x-mas as well as more Harvesters, so if you would like to be put on the list email us.

Posted by Zombie Tools on Nov 7 2009 | 144 comments Zombie!

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On 11-07-09, Wesley said....
my nutz r a tingling my friends! lookn forward to c ing u
On 11-07-09, Josh said....
it must be named THE EVISCERATOR
and i must have one smile
On 11-08-09, Dennis said....
uhm I think Skullsplitter would be a great name

i like that thing^^
On 11-08-09, Michael Ceracchi said....
wuts the price these r going to be at out of curiosity there really awesome looking
On 11-08-09, Wesley said....
Ragnarök for surely this is the final destiny of the Gods
On 11-08-09, Homicide said....
Fucking Amazing. this is the best site ever!

P.S. You should make a sythe the irony would be too hard to resist
On 11-08-09, Zombie Tools said....
These girls run $550, I have to use 3.5" steel and and at 4' the cost of the steel and aluminum kills me but as you can see its worth it. I will post a few more pics today. I like the norse names, maybe Valhalla.

-Maxon
On 11-08-09, josh said....
Asmundr = Old Norse name meaning god protector

Falkor = Modern form of Old Norse Folkvarthr, meaning guardian of the people

Volund = Old Norse form of German Wieland, meaning war territory or battlefield
On 11-08-09, Wesley said....
great pics max, i believe i have found my fav over the harvester!
On 11-08-09, Tom said....
I really like it! I have a few ideas for names;
- Iron Behemoth
- Gunther's Pride (Gunther, or GÜNTHER, derived from the elements gund "war" and hari "army, warrior".)
- The Dismemberer (Dismember as in to separate the limbs from the body.)
On 11-08-09, Homicide said....
Syn (Norse god whose name means refusal)

Juggernaut (a large destructive force or object)
On 11-08-09, Neal said....
Ásgeirr - Old Norse - derived from áss meaning "god" and geirr meaning "spear" - I prefer the translation to be The Spear of the Gods

or

Gungnir, Odin's magical spear crafted for him by Dwarves
On 11-08-09, Maccas said....
The name that will suit this weapon best, in my opinion, is the “The Plastic Surgeon”.
On 11-08-09, Kale said....
Name it The Stripper Pole
On 11-08-09, Wesley said....
aside from my previous entry... Maccas makes me think of another one: Night Surgeon, or Repo
On 11-08-09, Schmidty said....
Im going staight for "Genocidal Paradox" or "Karmic Destruction"
On 11-08-09, Kyle Pittman said....
How does "The Spear of Gilgamesh" sound?
On 11-08-09, Dsurion said....
While I do enjoy all things Norse, it just doesn't have that Nordic feel, for me at least. An exotic weapon deserves an exotic name:
Xulsharur - "God hunter"
Shuhadaku - "Supreme Weapon"
Pagrikul - "Corpse Eater"
Saglequ - "Head Taker"
On 11-08-09, Wraith said....
If you call the katana the harvester, then a naginata should be something like Reaper, or possibly thresher, to stay with a more agrarian feel. Or if you just want to be crazy the Combine or the Gin
On 11-09-09, Zombie Tools said....
True, it was taken from a drawing of mine that I should try to post that is very slim sleek and Asian.
On 11-09-09, Strange said....
It should be the `Naga Scythe'.

`Naga', as in a great serpent, and evoking `naginata'. `Scythe' should be clear enough.
On 11-09-09, Goldey said....
I see the tool being double as a staff, and that imagery brings to mind thematically a solo traveller, wise and dangerous. I would suggest something like the Wind Walker, The Desolate One, The Doomsayer, or The Solo Artist.

Cheers!
On 11-09-09, nick marino said....
i like the ZT inignia you put on there

as for a name i choose "the decapitator"
On 11-09-09, Homicide said....
A few more name ideas
The Scalpel or Sinister Scalpel
Necro-Butcher
Swift Stiletto (as in the dagger not heel)
On 11-09-09, Charlie said....
Amazing looking Zed killer.
As for the name i think Shinigami.(Shin-e-gah-me)
Meaning Death god in Japanese.
On 11-09-09, Lee said....
I have a couple of names for it.
1 devil's sceptre
2the fallen angel
3the decimator 1.0

i really hope i win!!!

hahaha lol
On 11-09-09, Josh said....
Hey, that is one sexy length of steel! I'm gonna have to go with The Lobotomizer (or Lobo, for short), partially in honor of Max Brooks' seminal works on the art of Zed-bashing, The Zombie Survival Guide and World War Z. All in all, another perfect product.
On 11-09-09, Tom said....
I know this is off-topic but Max Brook's supposed "work on the art of Zed-bashing" is more on a quick way of getting yourself killed. This is another good reason why it has been put into the "humor" section.

Max Brooks books are meant to be taken as a joke and has very few good points that actually will help you survive. If you are taking his book seriously just remember that zombies DO need to eat, drink, sleep and can be killed with a bullet to the heart or enough blood loss.
On 11-10-09, Andy said....
My first thought was the Eradicator

then came the Winnower, the Zed/Zackmower, and the Zed/Zackscaper
On 11-10-09, Zack said....
Call it BOB.
On 11-10-09, Dennis said....
I like BOB^^ its great :D
On 11-10-09, maccas said....
(ZT can go in front of all these)

blood cruster, face stitcher, neckbreaker,
jugular reaper,deathsickle (like a popsickle),
melon-axe, cobra strike, head t-axer,
eye gouger, slice n dice, stealth striker,
heart stopper(yes, i know zombies dont use their hearts),
eye catcher, creation, bitch buster-(my favourite)-,
neck knife, rain of blows, neck gnaw(rer), life support,
strike pike,the punisher, the finisher, the fatality,
swift strike and lawsuit.

thanks for checkin em out, but I still have the same
email as before... i just forgot it (not mine dont have one)

anyways i hope i win.
On 11-10-09, Cal said....
Tepal, the Mayan word for ruler/leader/king/queen, or Leviathan.
On 11-10-09, Andy said....
Necronata seems right to me. its a nagiNATA for use against the NECROtic armies of the undead can also be interpretted necro-nada. like the undead aint sh*t to this thing.

i also like Jormagund, the norse snake that constantly drips venom into Lokis eyes as punishment. its serpentine, norse, badass, kicks a gods ass, and represent punishment or revenge. just about perfect.
On 11-10-09, maccas said....
Ive only just read the fine print, so what do they mean by 700 pounds of glory?

reply openly.
On 11-10-09, Zombie Tools said....
Alot of great names Joey and I will peruse them later tonight after we get some real work done and the beer kicks in.
On 11-10-09, Homicide said....
Another name: Moloch (it means unstoppable or Juggernaut in germen)
On 11-10-09, Pedro said....
WOW you guys did it again. I'll go with The Norwegian Tooth Pick. Not to take away from the soon to be Norwegian Tooth Pick, but will we see the scarab in the future? See you guys back in Seattle next Crypticon.
On 11-10-09, Barry said....
I call her Vera.
On 11-11-09, maccas said....
undead harvester sounds... demonic. good for that type of blade.
On 11-11-09, josh said....
That hoary cripple
On 11-11-09, Mike ceracchi said....
i have 2 possible names aegis fang or the valkyrie
On 11-11-09, Caleb said....
Alaisiagae- a pair of Celtic goddesses whos name means the "Dispatching Terrors."

Or possibly:

Catubodua- a Celtic war goddess who had multiple names; another of her names (Badb Catha or Battle Raven) means: rage, fury, or violence. She is reported to have prophesied at the world's end, thus being a fitting name for an Apocalypse Weapon. Her prophecy can be seen here:

http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Badb/id/1925289

Here it is for those that don't want to link:

Summer without flowers,
kine without milk,
women without modesty,
men without valour;
captives without a king,
woods without mast,
sea without produce
On 11-11-09, Mark T said....
To keep with established trends and given the shaping of the weapon, I'd have to suggest either:
Stinger
or
Scorpion.

Beautiful work as always guys.
On 11-12-09, Cody W. said....
nice, I think the best name would be cerebellum.
On 11-12-09, Lee said....
i have a very cool name....

the fire and ice or FAI for short...
On 11-13-09, Kale said....
Stripper Pole
On 11-13-09, maccas said....
lucifers crucifix is lolnice
On 11-13-09, Ogre said....
Jörmungandr's Fang, ripped from the mouth of the world serpent by Thor himself.
On 11-13-09, Schmidty said....
The ZT Undead Talon
On 11-13-09, Zombie Tools said....
We decided to go with "the Reaper" so Wraith if you email your address with the size and kind of shirt you want we will get it out to you soon. Thanks for all your help and like I said we have one available now and will have it up on the main blades page when we get more steel.

-Maxon
On 11-13-09, Trenton McEnaney said....
Well that thing is beautiful but i think it should be called the slice and dicer or the mini reaper thanks for reading
On 11-14-09, Helljumper said....
I would have to say that "redeemer would be a decent name for this masterpiece.
On 11-15-09, kenneth said....
I'm thinking a good name might be "swift fury"
On 11-16-09, chadbench said....
I agreed with Valkyrie. "Chooser of the Slain" Makes so much sense. With the length this thing has, it's like it can reach down from the heavens and pluck it's victims souls from their bodies.
On 11-16-09, Wicked Scotsman said....
where is the sick shield i saw a while back??? u gotta make those!
On 11-16-09, Stacey Montgomery said....
I think It should be called the Dead-Ender, because it will be perfect for putting an end to the walking dead.
On 11-17-09, William Ragsdale said....
This should defiantly be called the R.I.P. Van Winkle
On 11-18-09, Andy said....
and I think it's cute you're all still putting forth names when they already picked one.
On 11-19-09, Naurry said....
Dead Reckoning (DR for short)
On 11-20-09, Tom said....
Andy is right... But it's not cure; just stupid. No more names! Already got the name! Bloody hell...
On 11-24-09, Azrael said....
That thing is amazing! I'd love to hack down some zombies with it. As for a name, how about Pandemonium.
On 11-24-09, Nathan said....
This beauty is way to cool . . It must be named appropriatley after a short bladed pole arm like a Gleave or something. 'Soul Greaver' perhaps . .
On 11-27-09, Justin said....
everything you guys make is awesome, i can't wait until i get some of your weaponry.
On 11-27-09, Scott said....
Urban Skirmisher.
On 11-27-09, Justin said....
Death’s Destroyer, The Shearer, The Zombax, The Armageddax , The momentax – like momentum and axe, Zack the Ripper, The Interceptor, Big Boy, The Glasgow Heave, Macabre Mower, The Liberator, Betty, Gigantor, Avenger, Roadkill, The Crunch, Naganitageddon, Blitzkrieg Chop, Cemetery essential, Queen of Mercy, Absolution, The Releaser, Eulogy, Hush, Undertoe, Bathory, The Creeper, El Phantismo, The Final Solution, Cadillax, Hope, Black Blur, Schism, Puddin’, Head Hunter, Maniacal, Disemboweler, Necroscythe, Amputator, Spine Splitter, Shredder, De Morte, Hemlock, Cupcake, Night Knight, Medieval, Mephistopheles, DethLop, Cataclysm, Catastrophe, Svart Oks – Norwegian for black axe…
On 11-27-09, Andy said....
ok seriously, stop. you're hurting me, and ruining my faith in humanity. they HAVE THE NAME!
On 11-27-09, justin said....
so what's the name sir douchington?
On 11-28-09, Pirate Rum said....
On 11-13-09, Zombie Tools said....
We decided to go with "the Reaper" so Wraith if you email your address with the size and kind of shirt you want we will get it out to you soon. Thanks for all your help and like I said we have one available now and will have it up on the main blades page when we get more steel.

-Maxon
On 11-28-09, Andy said....
On 11-27-09, justin said....
so what's the name sir douchington?

see:

On 11-28-09, Pirate Rum said....
On 11-13-09, Zombie Tools said....
We decided to go with "the Reaper" so Wraith if you email your address with the size and kind of shirt you want we will get it out to you soon. Thanks for all your help and like I said we have one available now and will have it up on the main blades page when we get more steel.

-Maxon

BAM. who's the douche now, mr can't-readington?
On 11-30-09, Rob said....
Too bad, I just found this site...

I was going to say to call it "The Bitch Stick!"


I still want one!
On 12-01-09, Rqemein said....
This is a AWESOME piece of work. All of the products you guys make is quality stuff. Only names that come to me for this item are The Biodegrader,and The Slack-Jaw Slayer 9,000.Slack Jaw meaning Zombie of course,thats what we call em round these parts.(Read The Goon,By Eric Powell.)
On 12-01-09, josh said....
seriously if you guys are going with the reaper, you have no creativity. that has to be the worst name ever. you guys make amazing weapons, but this name. i mean the reaper. it's certainly no scythe. the stripper pole is better then that by a long shot. keep up the good work on the weapons themselves. this site is great. and somebody please take an urban bone machete to wraith.
On 12-01-09, josh said....
should have called it the butcher knife on a stick. lol and thats still better then reaper. how bout romero's law. that's much better.
On 12-02-09, Brian said....
The "Zombie Tools Army Knife" (Swiss Army Knife) or some derivative of that.
On 12-02-09, Andy said....
you are right I am a douche, now and forever.
On 12-02-09, Justin said....
Don't worry man, i suck alot of cock too.
On 12-02-09, josh said....
it's true justin, it's all over the net. but you were wrong about one thing. he's not a normal douche. he's anal douche.
On 12-02-09, jango said....
does the harvester come with a sheath, does anyone know, it's between that or the R&R;bone machete and that will be the factor.
On 12-02-09, James B. said....
Call it whatever you want, but given the length of the blade and pole are both actually way too short to be a naginata, I'd suggest not using the term in the marketing copy. If anything I'd call it a modern halberd and move on, except that even though there were dozens of variations on blade shape someone else will quibble with calling it that. Maybe pilium or short-spear?
On 12-02-09, Andy said....
James : good point! where does it state o'all length? the blade is definitely more halberd than naginata, but i don't think it's too far out there considering the modern "interpretation" aspect. i think calling it a pilum would prompt people to throw it though.......
On 12-02-09, James B. said....
Andy: It states a 4 foot overall length, and it looks to my eye like the blade portion is about a foot of that. A full size naginata is about twice that. short halberd.
On 12-02-09, jango said....
does anyone have a harvester, if so did it come with a sheath of some some kind?
On 12-03-09, Jeff Blank said....
Loki - the Nordic god of Chaos.
On 12-04-09, Zombie Tools said....
Like we said it's our version, we made it shorter for a more versatile weapon but we may come up with a longer one in the future.
All of our blades come with a Kydex sheath.

-Maxon
On 12-04-09, Andy said....
Longer version FTW!
On 12-05-09, Obey said....
ZN Cleaver (ZN = Zombie Naginata)
On 12-06-09, Tom said....
Although I have never met the Zombie Tools crew, I think I speak for every one of them when I say that people who think that the "Reaper" is a bad name are a bunch of fucking sore loosers that are trying to make somebody say "Hey, their right and we should change the name to whatever you think, send you a blade, a t-shirt and, why not $300?". Well, for those people; get fucked. The name is chosen and, although it is not a scythe, the name "Reaper" fits as in the Grim Reaper, the slayer. It means that it is immortal and can't be stopped.

And for people who are still suggesting names; cut it out. I don't hate you as much as the people mentioned above I still find it frustrating when I look at another comment and somebody is saying "I think a good name would be (insert rather pathetic name here)". They must have read the other comments to see if the name was already suggested or not so why didn't they see the constant posts of people saying "The name is the Reaper" or "Stop suggesting names".
On 12-07-09, Gabe said....
haha i geuss its too late but i'd enjoy my input be heard. i'd say something along the lines of "the cleaver stick" or the "butcher sword" or "swing chop" (kinda sounds asian tho)

just another "anoying" comment. but its the first time i've checked out this particular site and i thought it would be neat to say something
On 12-08-09, Gedney said....
zombie blade 3000
On 12-09-09, pete zehut said....
why did you guys completely remove the two faced bitch from your selection, was it a flawed design?
On 12-13-09, swordmaster0813@aol.com said....
hey if anyone is interested im selling my harvester for $500 and that includes shipping to anywhere in the usa perfect for chrimas i just got it like 3 weeks ago its fantastic bills are just piling up if ur interested email me at swordmaster0813@aol.com i feel terrible getting rid of it its a beauty
On 12-13-09, Tom said....
No offense, but not only is this off topic but I am fairly sure that the Harvester costs $435. Unless I am proved wrong by someone from Zombie Tools then I suggest you lower the price.
On 12-13-09, swordmaster0813@aol.com said....
$450 then u need to add shipping however its so beautiful well worth the money and being less than two weeks away from christmas ul be hard pressed to get it by then any other way the craftsmenship is amazing
On 12-14-09, SpearMaster said....
swordmaster, i think it shows no respect to ZT that you're selling not just any item but one of their items on their site, try craigslist, eBay have some kind of cooth.
On 12-16-09, Chuck said....
How about The Kiru

Japanese for decapitation.
On 12-16-09, crikk said....
excellent designs guys!! Just saw your site today and was thinking - you should make/sell a ZT tomahawk. It's the ultimate survival weapon, with one side being a small axe, and the other a spike or hammer. There are new tactical versions of tomahawks out there, but i'm sure you could make a kick-ass one.
On 12-19-09, Hrvester575 said....
I think "Gorious Retribution" sounds about right for such a beautiful work of art. Looks like a head harvester and a hell of a lot of fun to me.
On 12-22-09, curious ness said....
If we pick your name we will send you a free T-shirt and and at least 700 pounds of glory.

i know you've already picked a name, but what do you guys mean by "700 pounds of glory"?
On 12-23-09, Jerk said....
I like Nogginator! Now get to the choppa!
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