X-mass is bearing down upon us!
If anyone would like get an order in for X-mass let us know by December 10th otherwise it’s going to be well after the new year. We need to be well armed when Undead Santa and his army of zombie elves descend from the skies. Keep it tight!
Posted by Zombie Tools on Nov 27 2009 |
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On 11-28-09, ZeroHour said....
lol, undead santa
first
lol, undead santa
first
On 12-06-09, Tom said....
If there is an Undead Santa and an army of zombie elves does that mean there is an undead Easter Bunny with eggs filled with human flesh? Or zombie leprechaun with a pot full of blood?
If there is an Undead Santa and an army of zombie elves does that mean there is an undead Easter Bunny with eggs filled with human flesh? Or zombie leprechaun with a pot full of blood?
On 12-06-09, Wesley said....
oh god Tom, i think you need to write a book with that very premise! id read it!
oh god Tom, i think you need to write a book with that very premise! id read it!
On 12-06-09, Tom said....
And, when Thanks Giving arrives, you cut into the Turkey to discover that it has gone rotten so when you go to chuck it in the bin it reanimates and runs around the backyard?
And, when Thanks Giving arrives, you cut into the Turkey to discover that it has gone rotten so when you go to chuck it in the bin it reanimates and runs around the backyard?
On 12-06-09, Mark T said....
It's worth remembering that the reason Santa wears a red coat trimmed with white is because in the original story it was a Reindeer that had been hacked open and turned inside out to keep him warm. The dude delivers gifts while wearing a corpse! He seems like the sort of chap who'd carry a ZT blade at all times.
It's worth remembering that the reason Santa wears a red coat trimmed with white is because in the original story it was a Reindeer that had been hacked open and turned inside out to keep him warm. The dude delivers gifts while wearing a corpse! He seems like the sort of chap who'd carry a ZT blade at all times.
On 12-24-09, Zombie Tools said....
I suddenly have a new respect for saint nick...
I may have to paint a picture of that, but what is he carrying in that sack?
I suddenly have a new respect for saint nick...
I may have to paint a picture of that, but what is he carrying in that sack?
