http://zombietools.net/blog/ Zombie Tools creates hand-crafted weapons designed to kill zombies by the fuck-ton. en contact@zombietools.net Copyright 2009 2009-12-08T05:07:01-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/a_cold_day_for_paypal_and_rememberances_of_swordball/ http://zombietools.net/site/a_cold_day_for_paypal_and_rememberances_of_swordball/#When:05:07:01Z 2009-12-08T05:07:01-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/x_mass_is_bearing_down_upon_us/ http://zombietools.net/site/x_mass_is_bearing_down_upon_us/#When:19:45:01Z If anyone would like get an order in for X-mass let us know by December 10th otherwise it’s going to be well after the new year. We need to be well armed when Undead Santa and his army of zombie elves descend from the skies. Keep it tight! 2009-11-27T19:45:01-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/the_zombie_tools_version_of_the_naginata/ http://zombietools.net/site/the_zombie_tools_version_of_the_naginata/#When:21:40:00Z At four feet long and six pounds this girl will cleave through even the most headstrong zombie. Full tang 1/4” 5160 steel and T6 aluminum handle slabs make this durable blade on of the most ferocious weapons in the ZT armory.  The first two of these have already been sold but while we wait for more steel we need a name for this beast. If we pick your name we will send you a free T-shirt and and at least 700 pounds of glory. … 2009-11-07T21:40:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/first_annual_zombie_tools_zombie_walk/ http://zombietools.net/site/first_annual_zombie_tools_zombie_walk/#When:21:23:01Z The first annual Zombie Tools/Badlander Zombie walk gathers at the Zombie Tools shop just east of ZACC, 129 1/2 n. 2nd st. w. , in the alley along the rr tracks If you use google maps it shows that it is on 1st st. but we are in the alley. Take Orange St. going to the north side and the highway, when you go under the underpass take your first right on 2nd go 2 blocks go right and then take an immediate left into the alley. 2009-10-18T21:23:01-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/the_para_bellum/ http://zombietools.net/site/the_para_bellum/#When:07:56:00Z 2009-08-22T07:56:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/the_harvester/ http://zombietools.net/site/the_harvester/#When:01:37:00Z 2009-08-11T01:37:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/we_miss_you_chris/ http://zombietools.net/site/we_miss_you_chris/#When:00:12:00Z 2009-07-27T00:12:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/zombie_tools_goes_to_miscon_missoula_crypticon_seattle/ http://zombietools.net/site/zombie_tools_goes_to_miscon_missoula_crypticon_seattle/#When:21:57:00Z The ZT boys will be taking our show on the road over the next month. This week on May 22-25 we’ll be at our local science fiction convention, MisCon 23 in Missoula. We’ll be selling wares and raising hell with random swordfighting and cutting demonstrations (watch your back, noob). Swing by our booth in the vendor room and say howdy. Next up, we hit Seattle’s Crypticon horror convention on June 5 - 7. Again, we’ll have blades, t-shirts and, ideally, a good buzz on as we shake the hayseeds out of… 2009-05-19T21:57:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/bam_urban_bone_machete_mark_iii/ http://zombietools.net/site/bam_urban_bone_machete_mark_iii/#When:02:09:00Z Ain’t she pretty? 2009-05-09T02:09:00-07:00 http://zombietools.net/post/introducing_the_zack_ax/ http://zombietools.net/site/introducing_the_zack_ax/#When:16:55:00Z Bitches beware: the Zack Ax (project name: the Femme Fatale) is finally in production. Whether in a backalley of a burnt-out burb or the backwaters of BFE, the ZT Zack Ax will be a handy little girl to have by your side. With her curved forward edge and a hefty blade, she’s perfect little hand ax for chopping wood for the fire and, of course, separating Zack’s vertebra should you be forced into a close quarters confrontation. The curved inside edge adds a little slash to her hack, and is great for cutting rope. Our new handle design… 2009-05-05T16:55:00-07:00