Zombie Tools Gift Certificate
Nothing says “Hey, I really give a shit about your goofy ass!” like the gift of ZT steel. Now you can give your favorite zak-killer his or her choice of weapon with a ZT gift certificate. The certificate comes on quality card stock with matching envelope and has a unique gift code that can be used to buy stuff on the ZT website. The certificates come in $100 increments up to a very generous $1K.
(The certificate cannot be redeemed for cash, and there is no expiration date.)
Fist Full of Fuck Yeah T-Shirt
The only thing better than the feeling of ZT steel in your mitt might be the feeling of the latest ZT brand tshirt on your back. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” logo on the front, nothing on the back, and printed on preshrunk, spun cotton.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $18.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2)
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Fist Full of Fuck Yeah Can Coozie
Should the apocalypse come, we’ll miss many things; among them, the Internet, a shitter that flushes, and the dream of one day having affordable health care. But chief among the missed things will be cheap, readily available and icy cold beer. While we’ve got it, we’re going to enjoy it. Enter the ZT Fist Full of Fuck Yeah beer coozie. Keep your cans and bottles of frigid fuck-yeah frosty fresh with our insulating foam of tightness. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” on one side, the ZT logo on the other.
The ZT can coozie is $5 with free shipping in the US.
Zombie Che Guevara T-Shirt
Express your hopes for the future with the aid of a zomborific Che Guevara. Señor Che is printed on a durable Fruit of the Loom tee and suffused with Zombie Tools’ legendary tightness. Che is on the front, ZombieTools logo on the back.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2.00)
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Zombie Che Guevara Hoodie
Rock the Zombie Che and his post-apocalyptic propaganda on the back of a black hoodie, with Zombie Tools logo on the front.
Color: Black
Brand: Gildan
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $34.95 (2XL, 3XL +$2)
FUZT Tshirt
Zombies are not the biggest fans of Zombie Tools. They are, however, our best salesmen.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2.00)
2012 ZT Logo T-Shirt
New for 2012, it’s the ZT logo all gussied up and ready to party like there’s no tomorrow.
Shirt Color: Black
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL + $2.00)
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ZT Cadet Cap
The “cadet” or “fidel” style cap has somehow become the official head-wear around the ZT shop. So we decided to have a bunch made with our logo. You can have one, too.
The cap has an adjustable buckle, so “one size fits most”.
The ZT Cadet Cap is $19.95 with free shipping in the US.
ZT Leather-Bound Flask
Our advice: don’t go anywhere NEAR a zombie apocalypse without a can of liquid courage.
Put your favorite distilled liquor into our 6-ounce, stainless steel flask. It’s wrapped in thick Montana leather, hand-stitched and branded with the ZT logo by our local saddle-maker, J. Cherot. It’s tight shit!
The ZT Leather-Bound Flask is $39.95 with free shipping in the US.
I Don’t Hate Zombie 2012 T-Shirt
One two three four, what you think those bitches for? For chopping, hey, hey, for chopping.
And by “bitches”, we mean “zombies”. Or that chick that got all up in your face.
Shirt Color: Black
Available Sizes: S, L, XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (3XL +$2)
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ZT Logo Decal
Fly the flag of the pirate shop Apocalax. This ZT logo decal comes in a 3-inch and 6-inch diameter, and is suitable to slapping on windows, mirrors, laptops, gun cases, guitar cases, lightpoles, toilet stalls, your firstborn’s forehead, etc….
Sizes: 3 inch ($2.95), 6 inch ($3.95)
ZT Logo Patch
Got a hole in your tightness? ZT will cover your ass with this embroidered patch.
Size: 2.5" x 3.5" oval
Price: $4.95
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“Fuck the Revolution” Sticker
Printed on high quality cast vinyl.
Price: $4.00
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“I Don’t Hate Zombies” Sticker
Printed on high quality cast vinyl.
Price: $4.00
FREE SHIPPING IN THE US