Zombie Che Guevara T-Shirt
Express your hopes for the future with the aid of a zomborific Che Guevara. Señor Che is printed on a durable Fruit of the Loom tee and suffused with Zombie Tools’ legendary tightness. Che is on the front, ZombieTools logo on the back.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Fruit of the Loom
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2.00)
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Zombie Che Guevara Hoodie
Rock the Zombie Che and his post-apocalyptic propaganda on the back of a black hoodie, with Zombie Tools logo on the front.
Hoodie Color: Black
Hoodie Brand: Tultex
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $39.95 (2XL, 3XL +$2)
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I Don’t Hate Zombie 2012 T-Shirt
One two three four, what you think those bitches for? For chopping, hey, hey, for chopping.
And by “bitches”, we mean “zombies”. Or that chick that got all up in your face.
Shirt Color: Black
Available Sizes: M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Price: $19.95 (2XL +$1.50, 3XL +$2)
Small temporarily out of stock.
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Zombie Tools “2012: Last Days” Calendar
Dark and violent, intimate and human; it’s like Norman Rockwell snorting the Book of Revelation and the Zombie Apocalypse like you’ve never seen before. A collaboration between ZT and imagemakers Proud Ruin, the 2012: Last Days calendar depicts a stark, dark world in which folks struggle for survival after the shit has hit history’s final fan.
For more info and images from the calendar, click here.
The 2012: Last Days calendar is now only $12.12 with FREE SHIPPING in the US.
Fist Full of Fuck Yeah Can Coozie
Should the apocalypse come, we’ll miss many things; among them, the Internet, a shitter that flushes, and the dream of one day having affordable health care. But chief among the missed things will be cheap, readily available and icy cold beer. While we’ve got it, we’re going to enjoy it. Enter the ZT Fist Full of Fuck Yeah beer coozie. Keep your cans and bottles of frigid fuck-yeah frosty fresh with our insulating foam of tightness. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” on one side, the ZT logo on the other.
The ZT can coozie is $5 with free shipping in the US.
Fist Full of Fuck Yeah T-Shirt
The only thing better than the feeling of ZT steel in your mitt might be the feeling of the latest ZT brand tshirt on your back. “Fist Full of Fuck Yeah” logo on the front, nothing on the back, and printed on preshrunk, spun cotton.
Shirt Color: Black
Shirt Brand: Tultex
Available Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Price: $18.95 (2XL +$1.50)
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ZT Logo Patch
Got a hole in your tightness? ZT will cover your ass with this embroidered patch.
Size: 2.5" diameter
Price: $4.00
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“Fuck the Revolution” Sticker
Printed on high quality cast vinyl.
Price: $4.00
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“I Don’t Hate Zombies” Sticker
Printed on high quality cast vinyl.
Price: $4.00
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