Two-Bit Betty

Back by popular demand(looking at you Blade show folks), for a very short time.

If you’ve the curiosity to inquire into the purported variety of ways that one might skin a cat, don't bother bugging Two-Bit Betty. She knows but two ways: the forehand and the backhand, and the proverbial pussy is not so much ‘skinned’ as savagely quartered, with all the delicacy of a gorilla playing Beethoven with ball-peen fists.

Betty got her looks from the classic double-bit working ax, but she’s no working girl. Rather, she’d be the femme of any fête and the belle of any ball where mayhem is the theme. In traditional use, the double-bit ax was a tree felling tool, with one side reserved for dirty work like cutting roots buried in the rocky soil, and the other bit kept clean and sharp for the purty work. You might do the same, say, dedicating one bit to the undead and the other to the living, or one to werewolves and the other to unicorns. No matter how you play her, Betty got exactly two bits and zero fucks to give, so long as she keep on swinging.

Betty’s bits are sharp, her tang is full, and she comes attired in a two-piece slip-off Kydex blade cover.

• Total Length: 23.25 in (59 cm)
• Head Width: 9.75 in (25cm)
• Edge Length: 5 in (13cm)
• Steel Thickness: .205 in (5.2mm)
• Weight: 3lbs 11oz
• Rerelease: Limited