It’s tough being the third anything. Godfather III had a lady who couldn’t act. The third shot of Jägermeister can bring unwanted bareknuckle boxing to a Christmas celebration. If they were efficient, some parents would just drop their third kid off at the jail.
Thankfully, Zombie Tools exists in a dimension where none of that shit matters. That’s why the Deuce III is likely to become the most beloved addition to your blade library. The latest version of ZT’s flagship chopper kept the slimmed-down handle and razor-sharp 23-inch blade of its predecessor, but we’ve slimmed the blade to add a bit more grace to the weapon. That’s good for swordsfolk looking for the balance and fluid response that the Deuce II was known for, but bad news for anyone who might mistake “graceful” for “non-threatening.” (Ask that poor bastard how his pants are doing. Yeah, it’s not called the Deuce for nothing, dude.)
Cans. Zombies. A pile of Spiderman 3 VHS tapes (Dancing? C’mon, Sam Raimi!). The Deuce III is ready to slice through whatever needs cutting. Order yours today to see why the third entry means nothing less than perfection at Zombie Tools.
Made with 80CRV2 steel and comes with a black Kydex sheath.
• Total Length: 36 in (.91m)
• Blade Length: 23.5 in (.60m)
• Handle Length: 12.5 in (.32m)
• Steel Thickness: .204 in (5.2mm)
• Weight: 3lb 7oz (1.56kg)
•Release Date: December 2018