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Zombie Axes

Nordic Nightmares are Knocking

Welcome to the zombie survival arsenal. Here you’ll find axes sharp enough to split skulls. Each zombie axe is built from high quality blade material, balanced for accuracy, and designed to deliver maximum damage. These aren’t fantasy display weapons. They’re steel blades with axe heads tough enough for combat, battle, or your next axe fight scene. Made for warriors and tested in chaos, every swing channels medieval armory brutality with the sharper edge you’ll need when the zombie apocalypse begins.

 

The Traumahawk
The Traumahawk $365.95 USD
The Kraken
The Kraken $495.95 USD
One-Bit Bjorn
One-Bit Bjorn $395.95 USD

Built for the Apocalypse

Every zombie axe is cut from 80CRV2 spring steel with full-tang construction and heat-treated to a 55 Rockwell hardness. This steel blade material is prized for toughness and edge retention, giving every fantasy battle axe the bite to withstand years of punishment. Handles are crafted with aluminum slab handles wrapped in leather to keep your grip steady when the world gets ugly.

Zombie Axes

The Kraken

The Kraken is a Nordic nightmare dragged from the deep. Twenty-seven inches of sharpened steel and four pounds of rage, this bearded war axe was made to split shields, crush skulls, and haunt warriors in their sleep. Its intimidating length makes it a force both on and off the battlefield.

The Traumahawk

The Traumahawk is a crash axe born for chaos. Sixteen inches of steel balanced to fly, spike, and rip, it turns axe throwing into battlefield carnage, where accuracy and damage matter more than mercy. The sharpened axe head delivers every blow with brutal intent.

One-Bit Bjorn

The One-Bit Bjorn turns thralls into jarls with every swing. At 22 inches and over three pounds, this long-handled war axe smashes defenses, wrecks courage, and leaves warriors retelling battles by firelight. Built to bite through medieval armour, it’s the kind of weapon you’d wield against a zombie boss.

How to Care for Your Steel

Your carbon steel blade demands proper maintenance to keep its sharper edge battle ready. Upon receiving your zombie axe, wipe down the steel blade with a protective oil. Re-oil every few months, depending on humidity, and always dry thoroughly after use. This is the best way to keep your weapon safe and accurate over time. For safety, store your axe dry and inspect the sheath or cover regularly.

Why Zombie Axes Rule the Apocalypse

Weapons Built for the End

Our zombie axes are zombie-killing weapons, not toys. Built to deliver real damage, they tear through small groups or large groups with the kind of brutality a zombie apocalypse demands.

Always Evolving Blades

Our blades are handmade and always evolving. Designs shift, grinds change, and edges sharpen over time. We never stop pushing damage, durability, and chaos further into every fight.

Elemental Power in Steel

Our axes feel like elemental weapons pulled from legend. With steel blades that deliver crushing damage, each swing carries the weight of medieval times weapons while echoing the myth of fantasy.

Why Choose Zombie Tools

We’ve been grinding steel in Missoula, Montana, since 2007, making blades we actually want to swing. Each zombie axe is shaped by experiments, failures, and the determination of warriors who demand the best. Whether you are a seasoned zombie hunter or a new recruit to the apocalypse, these axes are the real thing.

Frequently Asked Questions